Monthly Archive for March, 2007

Top Ten List: 30 Mar 2007

Have you seen the video of Karl “MC” Rove dancing and hip-hopping at the Radio and Television Correspondents’ Association dinner that was held this week?

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Normally, nothing is funnier than a 56-year old Deputy Chief of Staff to President Bush butchering an impersonation of his perceived notion of black culture. Normally, it would be hysterical - until you realize that Rove is largely credited with derailing John McCain’s bid for the Republican Presidential nomination in 2000 by race-baiting McCain’s child. After Bush lost the primary in New Hampshire to McCain, a rumor was spread in the following South Carolina primary that McCain had fathered an “illegitimate black baby”, a rumor that’s largely attributed to Karl Rove - a rumor that misrepresents the child from Bangladesh that McCain and his wife did adopt. That’s class right there, for you.

Still, there is MC Rove - dancing and prancing like he’s part of N.W.A. Hey Rove, you’re no Stephen Colbert. Maybe we’ll all get lucky and Cheney will take you quail hunting.

Here’s this weeks TTL:

Song, Artist, Album
10. Franco Un-American, NOFX, War on Errorism
9. Dirty Old Town, The Pogues, Rum Sodomy And Lash
8. Seven Nation Army, Nostalgia 77, The Garden
7. Gimmie Five Feet, Aceyalone, Fat Jack Cater to the DJ
6. What’s Mine Is Yours, Sleater-Kinney, The Woods
5. Cries Of Arkansas, Lord Invader, Calypso In New York
4. Respiration, Blackstar (feat. Common), Mos Def & Talib Kweli Are Blackstar
3. I Against I, Bad Brains, (title track)
2. Don’t Call Me Nigger Whitey, Sly & The Family Stone, Anthology
1. Ain’t No New Thing, Gil Scott-Heron, Free Will

What plagues Circuit City

I managed to catch the plague, or what the man calling himself “doctor” at the walk-in clinic referred to as, “a cold virus with a slight lung infection”, and thus, I was pretty incapacitated this last week. This also means that I’ve spent lots and lots of time on the couch watching DVDs of The Office and Reno 911. I tried to watch some daytime television, but daytime television is just so awful - especially on the two channels we get with our cable-less television. If women hadn’t flooded the job market out of financial or independence needs, the intelligence-insulting daytime programming would have driven them to the workforce anyway. And this comes from a guy who used to watch pro-wrestling.

Despite the cocktail of antibiotics and cold medication, I still managed to catch this wonderful headline:

Circuit City to cut 3,400 jobs (Ventura County Star)

The laid-off workers, about 8 percent of the company’s total work force, would get a severance package and a chance to reapply for their former jobs, at lower pay, after a 10-week delay, the company said.

The L.A. Times has a wonderful quote from a Circuit City executive on the matter:

“It had nothing to do with their skills or whether they were a good worker or not,” Cimino said. “It was a function of their salary relative to the market.”

Circuit City has not released the salary figures for these “over-paid” employees, nor would it release figures for what they considered appropriate market rates. The L.A. Times article quotes Richard Weinhart of BMO Capital Markets figures for consumer electronics stores employees salaries at somewhere between $8 and $13 per hour. In Santa Barbara dollars, that range would hardly be a living wage.

So what kind of long-term result can Circuit City expect as a result of these layoffs? Again, the L.A. Times:

In a note to clients, Goldman Sachs analyst Matthew Fassler said that after Circuit City’s last major pay change in 2003, when it went from commission-based pay to flat hourly rates, Best Buy’s sales in stores open at least a year gained significantly while Circuit City’s fell.

Wouldn’t it make more sense to fire the corporate hierarchy that allowed salaries to exceed “acceptable market value”? Laying off your veteran sales staff for non-performance reasons doesn’t make much sense. What makes even less sense is that Circuit City eliminated commission for their sales staff in 2003 (and also laid off another 2000 employees in the process), which may very well have led to the company’s current problems. And without commission and the potential to make a higher hourly salary, what kind of sales force is Circuit City hoping to employ?

Begging yet another question, how do corporate executives who continue to make the same mistakes to the detriment of their company stay employed?

What’s alma mater you?

Isn’t eBay a wonderful thing? (No, it isn’t.)

1992 IRVINE HIGH SCHOOL Yearbook (the year I graduated high school)

Yes, our yearbook was dubbed the Citadel, which means “a fortress that commands a city”. Yeah, I never knew what that had to do with a yearbook, of all things, but that’s what it was called. Actually, citadel is also a synonym for stronghold, which means “a place dominated by a particular group or marked by a particular characteristic”. Now that makes much more sense. I’ll leave it to you to figure out the “dominate group or characteristic” of Irvine. (Hint: the dominate characteristic is not Liberal Hispanic Jews who are for gay rights and against the death penalty.)

I guess I shouldn’t really be surprised at this. You can hawk just about anything online these days, but why anyone would want to buy this is beyond me. The only real nostalgia my yearbook holds for me is a memory of a time when I had yet to succumb to male pattern baldness. Aside from that, any warm feelings towards my alma mater left with my high school reunion.

Top Ten List: 22 Mar 07

This TTL is dedicated to the wonderful little virus that infected my body the day before yesterday. I know it thought it could get the better of me, but I bested it in a no-hold-barred, steel cage, barbed wire brawl. This mostly consisted of me sleeping for 11 hours, and still getting it to work by noon.

Anyway, here it is:

Song, Artist, Album
10. Kryptonite, Saint fea. Mr. Man, Grown Folk Music
9. Dreaming Of An M16, The Shapes, (self-titled)
8. L.I.N.N., Linn & Freddie, A New Groove
7. Sugar 5, Lamb, Between Darkness And Wonder
6. Bad Dream Mama, Eagles of Death Metal, Peace Love Death Metal
5. Cosi veloce, Jonathan Richman, Not So Much To Be Loved As To Love
4. (I Gotta) Feel, Lovetones, Meditations
3. Your Thing Is a Drag, Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings, Naturally
2. You Hate Me and I Hate You, G.G. Allin, Hated in the Nation
1. Like Marvin Gaye Said (What’s Going On), Speech, Inner City Blues - The Music of Marvin Gaye

Critical Mass Transit

cm.jpgJennifer and I ventured out to the anti-war march last Saturday, on the 4th anniversary of the Iraq War. Getting there was pretty eventful, as two hundred UCSB students staged a critical mass that started at the UCSB campus and ended 11 miles later at Plaza Vera Cruz - from where the march would begin. Jennifer and I, being conscientious enough to not want to drive to a march protesting an oil war (there might just be a little hippie in me after all), decided to take the bus to Plaza Vera Cruz, not anticipating that the critical mass might just prevent our bus from picking us up on time. That’s exactly what happened, but the good thing is that the critical mass passed right by us while we were waiting - which made for a pretty cool visual.

iraqv.gif I used the Google on the internets to see what kind of protests were happening elsewhere in the world. The exact phrase I used to search escapes me, mostly due to the fact that the Google Advertisement that came up almost knocked me out of my seat. I don’t know about you, but I’m not exactly rushing to book that vacation. If you wish to see this in action use the Google to search for Iraq Vacations (not the term I used, by the way), and you’ll see the advertisement.