Bryan D. Brown

Every now and then, I have to fight the feeling of despair. It’s hard being a lefty now a days. Maybe I should grow a skullett, put on my Iron Maiden t-shirt¹, buy a Dodge Ram, and put an “I’d rather be bow hunting” bumper sticker on my car? Maybe I should join the local Intelligent Design study group? To hell with evolution!As I approached this true moral delemma, a friend sent me Warren Beatty’s commencement remarks to UC Berkeley’s Goldman School of Public Policy. Aside from Bulworth, I’m not the biggest Warren Beatty fan (see also: Ishtar, Dick Tracy). But his criticisms of Governor Terminator and his $70 million special election for this fall are dead on.

So of all people to prevent me from moving to the dark side, I have Warren Beatty to thank. Maybe I should give Shampoo one more try.

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[1] While I do own an Iron Maiden t-shirt, I own no albums, nor could I name a single song, by Iron Maiden.