Bryan D. Brown

So for those wondering if God did stop the rain, he did. And replaced it with gale force winds. Ha ha ha ha, jokes on me. Kind of like wishing for a $1 million, and having a million silver dollars fall out of the sky and crush you to death.Apart from the sacrilege, the big news this week - including my little sister’s 24th birthday today (Happy Birthday, Alyson) - is Jennifer’s completion of her M.A. It’s not so much that she has completed it, but that there’s a party this Friday (May 20th) at the Bak Dor in Goleta in celebration of her completing it. It’s all about priorities. You’re all invited.

This is huge, if for nothing more than I’m officially dating someone who is more educated than I. Yes, I also have a Masters, but Jennifer has completed the first few steps for her Ph.D, so there you go. I better learn how to cook.