Bryan D. Brown

Absolutely none of these are from personal experience. Ahem.

10. Wanna’ hear about my stressful day at work?

9. So, how many pages did you write today?

8. Is there a reason you didn’t do the dishes?

7. How come we never go on vacation?

6. Did I tell you my parents are visiting this weekend?

5. Can you go buy me some beer?

4. When you graduate, don’t you have to start paying back your student loans?

3. So.. what’s for dinner?

2. Aren’t you almost done?

1. When are you going to get a job?